Save yourself from the embarrassment of having to answer the question, “How could you (did you) choose THAT name for your child?” Be sure to keep the following points in mind as you embark on this process:
Remember that whatever name you create will have to be spelled and pronounced many times during your child’s life. Try to keep things simple and logical. There’s a difference between creating an unusual and lovely name and one that’s unusual because it’s so awkward and ugly. Stay away from such unfortunate combinations as Chalaydriaor Maksymilia (which are both real names, unfortunately).
Follow the same rules in test-driving any created name you come up with; i.e., how it works with middle and last names, whether it lends itself well to pet names or nicknames, how the initials of all the names line up, etc. Finally, this is a time when you absolutely should get input from other people. If the looks you get when you tell people the name range from mild amusement to horror, please think twice about using it. You may be the only ones applauding your creativity.
For some examples of names that probably should have been left at the bottom of the creativity pile, turn to the end of this chapter. In fact, it might be a good idea to do that now so you get a better idea of what to stay away from!
Into the Wild, Blue Yonder: A Neo-Name Road Map
Many parents who decide to create a new name for their baby feel at a loss over how to go about it, especially at first. This is understandable, given the fact that they’re creating something entirely new that they couldn’t find after pawing through lists of names or after digging around in family genealogies. However, you don’t have to feel like Christopher Columbus casting off for the New World as you consider the journey that lies ahead. While it’s true that you’re probably going somewhere you’ve never been (unless you’re one of the select group of people that creates names for a living), you’re not necessarily sailing uncharted waters in order to arrive at your new creation. Fortunately for you, other parents have blazed this particular trail, and they’ve left you some path marks for how to go about it. One or several of them should provide the guidance you need in creating your own neo-name masterpiece.
